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keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.
Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit
by Wise plumber February 27, 2018
mugGet the keen as shitmug.

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
by Fpicard September 27, 2013
mugGet the monkey face piece of shitmug.

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself
by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023
mugGet the fucking shitmug.

A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.
by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023
mugGet the A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckmug.

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017
mugGet the Squirrel shitmug.

shit

The stuff that comes out of an anus. Some times used as a racial term.
"His shit is crusty" "u little shit"
by rylinfields May 7, 2015
mugGet the shitmug.

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Shit Take Thursdaymug.

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