reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

You succeeded

I know! You were brilliant! I loved that interview! I wouldn't say "he held his own" I'd say "He floundered and was evasive" but I was very proud of you for that.

Hym "You succeeded! It was a good interview. I mean, he lost my vote the second he banned Assassination classroom. No one should vote for him now. 0 votes. That's how many he should get."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.

Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse

What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me

# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing

by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025

When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse

What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me

# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing

by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025

You

An idiotic, severely retarded, short, ugly, pasty skinned, jew with a micro penis who doesn’t shower to go outside, and jerks off to drawings of technically legal teenage girls on rule34.com, all day long, and will never have sexual intercourse, or experience true happiness, and will die alone, likely (hopefully) soon by suicide.

Person 1: I don’t know how to describe the person reading this
Person 2: call them you

by Person with eyes September 21, 2025