school

is a piece of crap school is a prison for kids so moms ad dads can go to there prison it is called work

what a school

by hoyaw September 16, 2021

School

A place where you get bullied for existing, and the teachers don't care if you wanna kill yourself. Let's give you work to do at home because life didn't suck enough without having to do it for seven hours in a jail cell aka class room.

Maggie: I'm bullied and have anxiety because of school
Teacher: lol k *hands 5 pages of work*

by Midnight_Thoughts13 November 23, 2020

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.

Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011

rock valley public school

A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.

Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.

by haha hey lol March 30, 2021

school

seven
crapy
hours
of
our
life

Susan committed rope around neck not to go to school.

by i wana in uranus February 15, 2022

Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.

Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*

by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022

School

The living hell most kids have to go through for so many fucking years of their life. School is not only a waste of a persons childhood, but is a waste brain cells. Kids will compare school to prison, because it has similar characteristics (if not the same) to prison. School crams useless information into kids brains and makes them regurgitate all of that shit on tests, and forget what they just "learned¨. And who can forget that "food" at the cafeteria. Cafeteria food is probably made of Styrofoam and animal ass. PE makes kids "get fit" and are called "lazy" if they cannot do what they are suppose to do in PE, even though they spend most of their time at school sitting on their asses.

Martin: I have 17 assignments to do before tomorrow.
Chris: I had detention for 3 FUCKING HOURS!
Jack: what did we just learn?
Martin: I have no fucking idea.
Chris: School is hell.
Jack and Martin: Agreed.

by superMinecraftcats December 11, 2019