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college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023
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Snitches get only bitches

The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.
If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
by Mhshah February 14, 2024
mugGet the Snitches get only bitchesmug.

Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
mugGet the Colorado Bitchesmug.

BITCH BOY

A man who:
- says “I’m not like other guys”
- cries during sex but won’t go to therapy
- listens to clairo OR can't make you cum
- is ugly and/or useless

Synonyms:
sub, pussy, pastel narcissist

Antonyms:
a man with a job and/or a backbone

Usage notes:
often ends up in a Nic at Night music video against his will
"I robbed him in GTA and in real life. Watch Nic at Night - BITCH BOY (Official Music Video) to see what I took."
by niicatniight May 5, 2025
mugGet the BITCH BOYmug.

BITCH

Some one who doesn’t do their job and other people do it but they still get credit for it
by Mak2002 December 15, 2017
mugGet the BITCHmug.

Getting no bitches

Having absolutely 0 female contact your whole life.

Copyrighted by bshp
damn all these rocket league players are “getting no bitches
by bshp February 12, 2022
mugGet the Getting no bitchesmug.

bitch

me
bitch me
by ddddddd12345 June 7, 2021
mugGet the bitchmug.

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