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shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
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Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
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Got that shit on

Its an Atlanta term meaning you out did yourself with your outfit in a good way
by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
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that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.
Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit
by Killaa2 October 19, 2014
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