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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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You sound boosted

Originally a slur by antivaxxers it has come to be used to praise a social media user who uses particularly good grammar and spelling.
That is a good poem, you sound boosted.
by Firescientist April 6, 2024
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You

just absolutely amazing and stunning and cool as shit so come at me if you don't think so but you are poggers. Unless you're not...
PERSON 1: YOU are coming to my party right?
PERSON 2: but YOU are cooler than me
PERSON 1: no one is cooler than YOU. Cool is the definition of you. Get your ass over to my party you pog mf.
by thatastronomyguy January 29, 2022
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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
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<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
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If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."
by asdahetha December 22, 2022
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