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School

A place made by the government to test us and pretty much bore us to death. You spend 7 years in elementary (primary) school, around 5-8 years in high school and around 4 years in university.

As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.

the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
example 1
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK

example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead

example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie

example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock

john died from laughter
by DavInDaCorner May 18, 2018
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Cimarron memorial high school

cimma hood has a bunch of messy fishy ass bitches, the girls bathroom is always dirty, smells like a fish market and must, the niggas there are conceited asf be ugly but fly, swear they can pull any bitch. The females are fake asf!, if you go to cimarron be careful who tf you surround yourself around, because there’s a lot of opps, you can tell someone something, and that person will tell everybody!. The ugliest bitches there are quick to talk shit about you don’t even worry about them 😂. theres a lot of nasty ass pigeons flying around, you better watch out for them mfs because they quick to snatch yo shit.
by anymfway September 28, 2019
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School

A hellhole. Because I am forced to go to school every single day by my parents and I can't even put my head down without her saying Taniece sit up AND if she just assumes that you r sleeping she will just take a point and make you stand up she puts you on a home work program if you don't turn in homework on that EXACT day she makes us do addition and subtraction worksheets all day LIKE WE R IN FUCKING 3RD GRADE!!!!! And the lunch they give us is not even a meal one time they gave us some chips and dips for lunch and I already have problems at home so I really don't need it a school and we can't have a single fun thing to do at school because they think we don't know how to do the math
A hellhole. School is a hellhole being an vacuum sucking people up into the hellhole so don't keep the devil's waiting
by SaturnV1ibez March 30, 2022
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pps school

A school full of fake bitches and Super Hard studies and full of hidden thots
by AliMohammad1234 January 17, 2018
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School

The boring place where they force you to go but only get funny when a teacher Wells at you
Billy sit your ass down.School is a place where you get bored
by The_odd_one5 October 13, 2019
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buzz aldrin middle school

A school that most people think there in a gang and talk smack about people
by Gh2210 November 30, 2019
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high school

A term that refers to an unregistered brand synonymous with youth culture and nostalgia, often viewed as highly desirable alongside iconic brands like Apple, Nike, McDonald's, and Tesla. In cosplay culture, many women enjoy wearing high school girl uniforms, embracing the aesthetic and playful connotations associated with it.
At the convention, I saw so many cosplayers rocking high school girls' uniform — it's crazy how that style is as sought after as Nike or Apple iPhone!
by Emotional Cruiser July 23, 2025
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