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School

A place where’s learning and kids come alike for 18 years
Ramos : what’s school
Mike:where you learn for 18 years of your life
by Dodomen123 February 23, 2022
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school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
SCHOOL is so ugh!
by ghostout May 7, 2019
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High school bitch

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console warsand then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
Hey Xav, you’re acting like a high school bitch
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024
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School

School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
Mother: Hello, sweetie, how was your first day of school?
First grader: Fucking kill me.
by Bubblebody November 1, 2020
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school

hell, a place where kids go to get tortured and have Karen teachers.
kid: ugh school is tomorrow
kid 2: tell me about it
by homeless people are hot April 20, 2021
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School

LITERALLY A PAIN IN THE ASS. LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE PRISON. TEACHES SHIT. TEACHERS MAKE US THINK THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE (my kindergarten teacher said watermelon was a fruit)
(School) As you can tell I was angry while making this :3
by MaeThePoTaTo November 6, 2020
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school

its when you wake up early and go somewhere that's complete hell
school was like jail today bro
by li von February 24, 2023
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