Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.

Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.

by Jack de wack October 14, 2019

the black dick

The act of licking someone’s foot until your tongue turns black, then proceeding to suck their dick, this giving them a black dick

“Bro can you believe Francisco gave me the black dick the other day.”

“No way, you too!?”

by The PeePee Express October 30, 2023

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

Garand Dick

When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

by J Thomson November 20, 2021

vacation dick

A dick so large, one cannot do it constantly, like going on vacation, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

OMG, that guy had such a vacation dick, I won't be able to fuck for a month.

by Sr_Flyingcobra3 June 14, 2016