by User737473 July 9, 2023

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

on no funny shit tho
by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks
See also: Dooky sticks
by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017
