It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
.

pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate

by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023

a guy like you

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger

I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger

by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty

Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.

by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Hope you get spoilt rotten

To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering

Happy birthday, hope you get spoilt rotten

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025

You are

It's not a thought.

Hym "You are. Why do you think you're intelligent?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025