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Bitch

Wow you’re name is jimmy you must be a bitch
by Poop scratched May 20, 2020
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bitch

thats a cool bitch you have there mrs
by Ratmannnnnnnnnnn is cool April 27, 2025
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bitch

a fucking hoe who doesn’t give two flying fucks about anyone but her and her fucking bitch ass friends
becky : ew stephanie’s a hoe
stephanie : shut the fuck up becky you bitch
by anonymous hoe bag July 28, 2019
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top bottom bitch

Close bestfriend that always got your back no matter what aka rod.
Hold on girl let me call my top bottom bitch before we go 💅
by itsDingbat November 24, 2020
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Bitch

A bitch is a person who is scared or too pussy to fight then call him/her a bitch boi
by 💁🏽=🦧 November 4, 2020
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Bitch Purple

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.
by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022
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