When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

shit the fuck all

Absolutely nothing.

Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you

by Thelazyflame July 17, 2017

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT THIS WORD CAN BE USED EVERY HOLY SHIT ING WHERE

HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THE NEW MOVIE THAT CAME OUT??

by SheepYOUTUBE August 11, 2020

Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period

I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!

by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024

Shit-Talking

Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!

¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!

²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"

✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!

Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"

by Making Mischief December 28, 2022