Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 08, 2022

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020

peel your flower

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Bryce said, "baby I want to peel your flower and then plant my seed.

by Chas69 May 04, 2023

look-at-your-t-shirt

A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing

Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!

by Dimitrishostakovich May 03, 2010

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day

National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective

by TheHimOfHims June 04, 2024

National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022