willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

Willie

The best nickname to call a will to annoy the crap out of them

Come here willie

by carsmackle October 15, 2019

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Willy Barbour

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.

person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender

by ComradeClark January 23, 2020

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020