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Tennessee Twat Job

When a male defecates into a womans vagina and sews it shut.
Dude i gave your mom a Tennessee twat job and she is pissed
by dirtyman2010 August 23, 2009
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Level 5 Twat

A Girl whose Twat like ways are far worse then most Crazy girls. Common Signs are as follows: Short Temper, Abuse of Caring friends, Has Very Few friends to begin with...

Also see Bitter Fat Girl...
For Example Ashlee, who is not only an Emo, has all of the Classifications for a Level 5 Twat
by Boy_In_Blue July 17, 2006
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twitten your twat

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.
Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.
by MrT1021 August 26, 2009
mugGet the twitten your twatmug.

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
Uh, that crackhead
by Marco January 6, 2004
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Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
by the wopfather May 14, 2008
mugGet the Alabama twat blockmug.

potato twat

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.

"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"
Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again
by Deano1978 May 7, 2015
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Bulgarian Twat Sniffer

a douchebag that talks shit to you on call of duty like a the little pussy pants he is. a Bulgarian twat sniffer normally will talk shit about your mom or christmas.
billy: your moms gayer than christmas
me: shut the fuck up you Bulgarian twat sniffer!
by drains_859 October 31, 2014
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