by dirtyman2010 August 23, 2009

A Girl whose Twat like ways are far worse then most Crazy girls. Common Signs are as follows: Short Temper, Abuse of Caring friends, Has Very Few friends to begin with...
Also see Bitter Fat Girl...
Also see Bitter Fat Girl...
by Boy_In_Blue July 17, 2006

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.
Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.
by MrT1021 August 26, 2009

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
Uh, that crackhead
by Marco January 6, 2004

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
by the wopfather May 14, 2008

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.
"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"
"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"
by Deano1978 May 7, 2015

a douchebag that talks shit to you on call of duty like a the little pussy pants he is. a Bulgarian twat sniffer normally will talk shit about your mom or christmas.
by drains_859 October 31, 2014
