I like turtles or whatever
by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021
An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
by Zzzzkkmnnn November 17, 2017
a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009
a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.
Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 31, 2008
Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."
by Picklebottom August 16, 2014
When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out
by im dat guy... April 13, 2015
Austin's snappy like a turtle.
by soccerchick April 02, 2006