Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

jab the turtle 

The best rapper in the universe

All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men

jab the turtle by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie 

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie by BSMCTP August 2, 2021

give you the turtle 

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

give you the turtle by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

mud turtle 

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

mud turtle by yes June 3, 2003

playing turtle

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

playing turtle by You Bet May 9, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment

Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment

Noun: She made an Awkward Turtle

Adjective: That was awkward turtle as!

Awkward Turtle by TQWEE December 15, 2009