first world problem

Usually related to electronics or the internet.

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.

by damaca September 23, 2011

world war II

Nobody ever claimed WWII was won soley by the Americans, you stupid British nits, so shut your traps.

Bush-haters seem to debunk every accomplishment America ever made, including help win World War II

by Uncle Sam bitches May 17, 2006

World War I

A war that many historians believe was won thanks to Canada.

Canada - Hey Britain, how come we werent included in the triple entente? We could have made a "quadruple entente", thats so much cooler.
Britain - Its simple, we dont like you.

by VmcB July 31, 2004

Meta World Peace

The new name chosen by a global leviathan that once leapt into the stands and abused spectators.

Person 1: "Did you know they changed their name to Meta World Peace?!

Person 2: "I'm still a bit angry they took my soul as well as the souls of countless others."
Person 1: "Yeah..."

by KevinExeter October 29, 2021

World War 5

A World War so intense it skips over the other two

Oh no that’s the beauty of World War 5 Lois, it’s so intense it skips over the other two.

by Pickle Richard October 17, 2021

world vegan day

World Vegan Day is a national event celebrated on November 1st every year where vegans everywhere come together and celebrate their year long fast of meat by eating an entire human baby.

Vegan 1: Dude, last World Vegan Day was great! I can't eat another bite
Vegan 2: Yeah, there is no meat more tender

by BeefiestBurrito November 21, 2017

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

by SSteve January 1, 2008