nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 07, 2019

Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 13, 2021

Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting

Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben

by Mc retard April 10, 2021

Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022

maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.

Stop being a maddie woods!!

by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 February 04, 2016

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 26, 2021