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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
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Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
by julian rampual March 1, 2024
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
mugGet the Random woodmug.

my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023
mugGet the my neck of the woodsmug.

Japanese Haunted Woods

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020
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wood for the fire

To fuel something, to feed it
One man can’t satisfy her bruh. She needs more wood for the fire. She’ll never settle down.
by Ka$h December 28, 2020
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