Salty Fish Boy

someone who plays the game "Krunker" with moderate skill yet gets extremely enraged when there is a "GG"

wow vimier is a "Salty Fish Boy"

by BigmanRonnie October 19, 2018

Salty Cowboy

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")

Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her

by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021

Salty

Being annoyed, angry, or bitter as result of being humiliated of or embarassed.

Wow, James is so salty because he got lower than Alex on his chemistry test

by BobaSkett June 5, 2018

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Salty

Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.

Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?

Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.

by Serean7 April 26, 2017

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Salty

the feeling of embarrassment or anger . in some cases, slight jealously

Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*

this is the feeling of (salty)

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019