Old man shoes

White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.

Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.

by Coldsteel for real April 20, 2018

The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

South Old Bridge

A part of old bridge with potheads that ride quads, smoke weed and go to parties. The best part of old bridge that raises complete savages that do whatever they want.

"if you grow up in SOB your fit for anything"

"Slide to SOB for a wave"
"I live in south old bridge"

by SOB gang shit October 8, 2018

Oil of Old Lady

A pink anti-age product that has been around for ages.

I don't think grandma's "Oil of Old Lady" is working anymore because her face is all wrinkled.

by Ms. Barcoder October 6, 2012

old man game

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.

Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.

by delhaen February 12, 2019

avon old farms

AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?

example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.

by stinky beaver July 21, 2005

Old Mossy Face

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.

Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike October 3, 2012