cunt bucket

(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.

There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.

by B. H. McNultey December 17, 2007

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cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

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massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

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cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

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Cunt powder

A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.

Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"

Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".

Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."

by Kronen V May 6, 2010

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