Sex Fart

Always gross and embarrassing, a sex fart can be any fart or fart-like noise made during sex of any kind.

1) Joe was a little chubby, and so was Molly his girlfriend. Whenever they had sex the air caught between their sweaty bellies made a sex fart.

2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!

3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.

4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.

by DiaperDave March 10, 2011

blueberry fart

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

by Section Quattro November 06, 2008

farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.

(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*

by Temari's gurl June 22, 2009

fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 06, 2004

fart sauce

A really wet fart, so wet you might need a change of underwear. Normally has a slime like texture. Can be found in most older folks soiled undergarments.

"Grandpa left a little fart sauce in there for you."

by So-Lo August 29, 2007

period fart

n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.

v. To expel a period fart (see above).

A couple is having a romantic dinner.

Man: "Are you on your period?"

Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"

Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*

by Swushi November 03, 2009

fart-arse

To muck around or be stupid.

Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

by xXDaniiXx March 07, 2007