second down

when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).

Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.

Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.

by the one of one September 14, 2025

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025