A term in the military, particularly the United States Marine Corps that generally describes a Marine who gives ZERO shits about anything and/or close to ending their military service.
Boot Cpl: Hey Lcpl Shmuck, Ssgt needs you for a working party.
Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.
Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.
Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"
Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.
Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.
Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"
by Beyond_Solace108 March 25, 2017
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Get the Bath Salty mug.The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
by Cookie777 November 17, 2011
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When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
by Serean7 April 26, 2017
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You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
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Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
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Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019
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