Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Bath Salty

Extra Salty...Crazy Salty.. So salty there crazy

That bitch is bath salty

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

salty

Krish

krish don't be salty

by bb ki wine December 19, 2019

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Salty

Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.

Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?

Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.

by Serean7 April 26, 2017

Salty

the feeling of embarrassment or anger . in some cases, slight jealously

Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*

this is the feeling of (salty)

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019