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Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"
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River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.
Wow so that’s river of you!
by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022
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Riverview, Fl

A large spread out town located in Hillsborough County Florida. The area is dominated by gun wielding rednecks and old conservatives who hate young people and minorities. The only events you’ll find are Ku Klux Klan meetings and confederate parades of alcoholic rednecks spitting out every racial slur they know despite probably not knowing how to spell any of them. If you like good food you’re not going to like Riverview. They’ll say it’s Italian but it’s stale bread with watery sauce splattered on top. There’s also nothing to do. All you’ll see driving through that abomination of a town is swamps and confederate flags. If you’re not a redneck or an old conservative you’re not going to like it.
Jim: “I’m thinking of moving from my classy Northeastern state to Riverview, Fl”

Bob: “There is so much wrong with you
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River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.
“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”
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River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.
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river ocean

It is the river over there >>>>>.
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River

River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.
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