Rien: Screw the Index, fuck you clankers
Albina: The Ring is better, bitch*puts him inside the iron maiden again*
Albina: The Ring is better, bitch*puts him inside the iron maiden again*
by Albina, The Ring Apprentice March 19, 2026
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by anonymous February 14, 2025
Get the Sweet ring blowjob mug.The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Egyption Ring Toss mug.What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.
Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"
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