how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.

hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?

by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008

my Internet connection

Trash

Trash my Internet connection is trash

by qwerty14564 March 17, 2021

fulltime internet homo

Pretty much just Daniel Howell.
This happens when you „meant“ to say fulltime internet hobo....

„I quit COLLEGE to become a fulltime internet homo, I MEAN HOBO. Gosh.“

by Strange Phangirl April 23, 2018

Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto

Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...

by adellexie January 6, 2022

Internet Apa Besti

Internet Apa Bestis are best friends. They have never met, yet they're the bestest of friends. Your Apa besti is someone you share everything with, someone who knows you, your life, and your personality. If you manage to get an Apa besti, hold onto them, be thankful of them. You may never get another one.

Ajax is MY apa besti, do you have an Internet Apa Besti Karen?
No, sadly i do not have an Internet Apa besti.

by much love, /toogie August 8, 2021

Internet boy bestfriend

Someone you love more than anything.

Someone you met online but means the world to you

Your bestest friend ever
Your big brother who loves you like a sister
Can be miles and miles away

Will meet one day in their lives

Will never forget

“Why is she saying she loved him on text?”
‘Because he’s her internet boy bestfriend”

by Omgitsmebt May 20, 2018

Pre-Internet Meme

Basically, a meme that existed way before the evolution and popularization of the internet. Memes have actually been around as long as 2,000 years with the oldest one in history being the Sator Square.

Some of the most notable pre-internet memes are Killroy Was Here, Frodo Lives, Bert Is Evil and Andre the Giant Has a Posse.

To be honest, I prefer pre-internet memes over 2010s memes. But unfortunately, there wasn't any internet to post them back then so I highly doubt anyone back then who shared Frodo Lives even knew who Frodo Baggins was or what Lord of the Rings even was considering how like I said, there was no internet back then.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019