Michael Schumacher 

Michael Schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time. He shattered almost all records in one of the fastest motorsport events on the planet, Formula1. Not to mention a great man with a great personality and sportsmanship.

2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!

This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.

Michael Schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving. Michael Schumacher will allways be the best and no fag like Alonso will beat his everlasting title.

Michael Schumacher by Legend1 October 24, 2006

michael jordan's 

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches

i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack

michael jordan's by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003

michael ian black 

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

Michael Ian Black is so sexy.

michael ian black by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004

Michael Smith

An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"

friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"

Michael Smith by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010

michael bolton 

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

michael bolton by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Michael Arballo

One who is the coolest mofo of all time.

Slayer of the vagina and everything holy.

"hey Michael Arballo keep your right hand strong, and your pimp hand stronger"

Michael Arballo by Gouda94 January 10, 2012

Michael Piazza 

This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns

Michael Piazza is a gay nigger

Michael Piazza by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017