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jacob

a guy who will not let u win in cup pong darts and anything else on i message games. he is also scared of bombs.
jacob is so cool
by paigewazny October 15, 2019
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Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting
Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...
by Hayls August 4, 2019
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jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.
Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is
by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018
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jacob

jacob is a hot guy that will make you want to have sex with him butt he says not today asswipe
fuck me jacob no thanks girl oh and by the way suck my ass
by hadlea rickenbacker January 17, 2018
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Jacob

He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go
Jacob is one good lookin mf.
by Ralph craigflower April 18, 2022
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Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023
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Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023
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