Janine Date

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.
Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.
by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017
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Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.
by Leap Cruncher August 05, 2021
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Date Style

A way to let a girl know what way you want to go out with them. There’s friend style-in which you go out as a joke, or in order to avoid third-wheeling, and there’s also date style in order to show that you’d like to be more serious with her.
Hey you wanna go to homecoming date style?

What’s date style?

Oh it’s date style, as opposed to friend style.

Yeah sure!
by baker mayfield enthusiast November 22, 2021
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online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 02, 2023
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A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic February 06, 2012
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Soppy date

An endearing term for someone who is overly sentimental, or overly (but sweetly) emotional. A British slang term that is quintessential to British people taking the piss out of each other.
"You brought flowers to pick me up from the airport?! You soppy date." (He earned major brownie points)
"He loves this movie because it reminds him of when he met Mum. Soppy date." (More derogatory, but still endearing)
by PeculiarRabbit February 27, 2025
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lay a date

I need to lay a date.
by larry lepper head January 20, 2009
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