Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
A.K.A. wayward wipers
by Dr. K.B. June 12, 2006
the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
by Toe fan May 01, 2009
by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022
I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
by Baroliche November 25, 2008