[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers
by Dr. K.B. June 12, 2006
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shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!
by Toe fan May 01, 2009
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Shit Tier

Opposite of peak, worse than mid.
Elio is not mid, he is Shit Tier”
by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022
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Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.
I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
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Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
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Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
by Baroliche November 25, 2008
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