Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.

I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.

by Baroliche December 15, 2008

Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014

shit yes

an overwhelming sense of emotion used as a response to describe ones extreme anticipation, excitement or happiness of an event that has yet to occur - but will at a set future time and date.

JR: "It's confirmed. We're going to the party at 8pm"

Blake: "Shit yes!"

by derwin24 March 14, 2014

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014