The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.
by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010
Get the Half Past Midnightmug. It`s the action of cutting off someone just a bit while walking. This makes it difficult for the person to decide to either slow down to let the person pass or move to the side and continue on. The moment the half-cut is initiated, the period of hesitance will start and will last about 7 seconds and, afterwards, the victim will realize the doucheness of this action and will be mad for the rest of his walk. The worst way to be half-cut is when you are walking along a wall and someone preforms a half-cut. In this situation, you try to pick up the pace and squeeze by, but ends in a awkward touching between the two.
by wopi October 31, 2010
Get the half-cutmug. by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005
Get the random half-stalkmug. A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.
To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
Get the Half Metric Dozenmug. A phrase that can be said to distract someone when having a back-and-forth argument. Can also just be called "half-past" as you can use anything, not just a number.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."
by car-asp-mett-ward July 21, 2009
Get the Half-past threemug. verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public
I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed
I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
by Bob Armstrong February 10, 2004
Get the half-time showmug. A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008
Get the half-sucked fartmug.