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“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho
Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;
by InkyKinky May 24, 2018
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Depression

Something i have, i feel perfectly amazing :)

(Im good, really..)
"Bro, i think i might have Depression.."

"What? Do you need to talk to someone?"

"No, im fine."

"Are you sure?"

"No, i am dying inside"
by XYungDaggerDickX March 14, 2021
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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depressed

10-year-olds who have no life and say that they are depressed for clout..
HI, I'm like so depressed... like... like... I'm sad. ... like I'm sad so often
by not a 10 year old. April 19, 2021
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Post TMS depression

Mitch just died, I have post TMS depression
by Takemyphoneaway May 11, 2022
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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Depressed

Depression is for pussies. If you are depressed you are a pussy.
Hanae: Hi dude, are you alright?
Panda: No, I'm depressed.
Hanae: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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