Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

The Dark Days

I phrase used by some afab trans people in reference to menstruation in order to reduce gender dysphoria.

Charlie: Sorry, I can't go out today, The Dark Days are hitting me hard.
Cameron: Oh, that's okay, tell me if there's any way I can help!

by gayfuckingaeroplanemaster April 16, 2021

Prince Of Darkness

Young Male, Wearing High End Brands, Talks like a young Black Male, Enjoys the Company of Females of the finer Nature.

Joe : I am the "Prince of Darkness"
Liam : Now then!"Prince of Darkness"
Tom : Whats the "Prince of Darkness" all about?

by LiamJFox November 18, 2007

Dark age

Before The reinaissance

The dark ages were cool

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

dark mentality

Someone more inclined to look at the more bleak , harsh or negative sides of things .

After Proof died marshal's had a dark mentality.

by Ascending Darkness September 5, 2015

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020