cunt bucket

(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.

There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.

by B. H. McNultey December 17, 2007

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013