Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

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Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015

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mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

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Cock pizza

Jake Foley is a cock pizza

Jake Foley lost fantasy baseball, again... he is a cock pizza

by Tlan5 May 17, 2018

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Dusty Cock

A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".

"There is no way to avoid the dusty cock after a long night of raw dogging a slam piece"

by DePauty February 3, 2010

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