Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection

Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"

Turkey-bird by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010

tip bird

a bird that perches on the tip of a man's penis. used to talk about people that are on your nuts or won't leave you alone.

fred- "yo james you owe me 20 bucks, dont forget, don't forget for real man. for real"

James- "i'll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real"

tip bird by chef0010 September 24, 2011

Kari Bird 

An unpleasant bird whose hobby is to cause agony and inflict pain on humans. Kari birds are painfully disgusting cackle and like to eat tuna sandwiches with mayo, mustard, ketchup and pickles. If you see a feathered bird with a flesh-coloured face, RUN.

OMG, that person was so annoying, I'm pretty sure they're a kari bird.

Kari Bird by shinjimae June 12, 2022

ring the bird

1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"

ring the bird by M.Becker June 16, 2008

Momma Bird 

A sexual act in which a couple first engages in anal sex, once finished the man defecates into the woman's anus, and then the woman then re-defecates the males feces back onto his chest.

Oh man Janie that momma bird you gave me last night was absolutely fantastic.

Momma Bird by EnviroCommie January 23, 2009

G-Bird

1 Thousand Dollars (1,000 Dollar Bills or 10 100.00 Bills)

Tommy: Yo, I flipped a G-Bird this weekend?
Mike: A Wha?
Tommy: a G-Bird.. you know a thousand dollars

G-Bird by JohnnyFleekins September 25, 2005

Dirty Bird Bath

When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.

I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.

Dirty Bird Bath by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 25, 2009