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Bald Twatty Bastard 

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
Bald Twatty Bastard by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard 

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard 

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING 

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?
Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING