August

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW

"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"

by BABago May 27, 2021

August 27 2020

The day something amazing is gonna happen...
At least that's what the tiktok community says.

X: Are you ready for August 27 2020?

C: Huh, what do you mean?

X: I don't know, but people keep saying something good is gonna happen that day!!

C: Omg, I can't wait.

by money machine 100gecs July 11, 2020

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022

30th august

Big sexy boy day where only the big sexy boys are produced

Wow your hot you mush be from 30th august

by Pobdhsoqpnc show November 22, 2021

August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 20

Say "hi" to a girl you think is very nice

"Hi Person" on August 20

by Squirrel Junior August 20, 2022