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Half- Ass Coverers

noun: Any type of underwear that lets the bottom of ass hang out; exposing ones butt cheeks. eg Boy shorts/Booty shorts.
She has the nerve to rock them half-ass coverers when she ain't got no ass.
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
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Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.
"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz
by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010
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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
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half-time show

verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public
I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed

I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
by Bob Armstrong February 10, 2004
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random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.
Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.
by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005
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Half-past three

A phrase that can be said to distract someone when having a back-and-forth argument. Can also just be called "half-past" as you can use anything, not just a number.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."
by car-asp-mett-ward July 21, 2009
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half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?
by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008
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