Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
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Get the Andrew Aguirremug. Andrew is the one retarded bum ass kid that is in everybody's school. This kid tries to be funny but actually ends up making a fool of himself and is usually socially awkward. Andrew is an empathetic kid but makes up for that in his lack of math and language art skills.
"Yo, that kid Andrew is literally so stupid, I swear I asked him for math questions and he gave me his science homework."
by ObeliskanfromBelow January 10, 2022
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by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023
Get the Andrew Downeymug. Andrew Lasserre is an FBMS celebrity. Coming in from St. Michaels in 6th grade, Andrew L. has quickly gained popularity in and out of the schoolyard. He has many best friends but Morgan and Samira Dean are his favorites. He is very generous and loves to get Morgan food at lunch.
by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020
Get the Andrew Lasserremug. In the midst of a crowd full of people, if you are not a frivolous person, you will have the privilege of seeing him still and calm while watching everyone on the sidelines. He doesn't want to mix with people, he doesn't want to impose his presence: he's happy when everyone is enjoying the day and prefers to not disturb. You'll never understand what the fuck is going on in his head (he probably doesn't know it too), but when you're having fun with your group and at some point you catch a glimpse of his calm and thoughtful face, you enchant yourself to look at him and interrupt slowly your coarse laughter provoked by your friends. His eyes send you into confusion, so much so that when he turns to look into your eyes you must immediately stop looking him for too much power; it doesn't matter if you are a determined person who usually looks everyone in the face, he can block any kind of confidence just with his presence. And whatever he does or says, it will give you a genuine smile on your face, those who indulge in the naivety of children.
by morganaely November 21, 2021
Get the andrewmug.