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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022
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corns noodles foods gardens

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying
oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens



Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!
by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008
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Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter
If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it
by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025
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The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024
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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 13, 2023
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noodle

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"
by EpicUsername November 14, 2011
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