An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 21, 2017
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This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.
by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017
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1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
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