Canadian snowplow

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.
by Thejoeywright April 6, 2020
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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold November 9, 2015
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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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CANadian HandSHAKE

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019
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the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.
by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023
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Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.
Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.
by Tk6329 April 22, 2022
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Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
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