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University of WalterChoo 

Also known as the University of Waterloo (UW or UofW or UoW) situated in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, is not only well known for its arts and science but its large body of Asian students in comparison to other Universities in Ontario. Thus, renamed to "WalterChoo"
Kimchee Tran: Doosh doosh! I'm not an Asian Fail!! I can now apply to Waterloo with confidence!

Jonny Smith: HAH good for you man...but I think you mean UNIVERSITY OF WALTERCHOO...because of its high concentration of asian students...that place is basically runned by asians. I'll be at Laurier.
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University of Wooloomooloo 

One of the best universities of New South Wales, Australia. Best know for their excellent philosophy department.
Famous actor Russell Crowe studied philosophy of the university of Wooloomooloo.

university of colorado boulder 

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE
university of colorado boulder is the sickest place on the planet

university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".
Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."

University of South Carolina 

Everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
The University of South Carolina totally kicks Clemson's ass.

Universally beautiful 

The term "Universally beautiful" can be an offensive term. But the true meaning is someone who appeals to everyone. More so the European look " Blonde hair; blue eyes; in shape" That goes for men or women. The person has to be able to appeal to anyone.
Example 1:"Hedi Klum is universally beautiful!"

Example 2: Hitler believed that only blondes with blue eyes had self worth; they're universally beautiful
Example 3: Meg Ryan can live in America for years and be considered the most beautiful woman ever, Then she moved to Germany and was still considered the most beautiful woman.

Perf University 

The most elite University you will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on one leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the name Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.
Ugh I got rejected from Perf University, they said I wasn't pretty enough to be seen on campus...