Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
Get the instant potmug. An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the freckle the potmug. by TheBest456 November 25, 2019
Get the Pot Noodlemug. by mr shush July 27, 2010
Get the out of date pot noodlemug. by Skippee October 10, 2021
Get the pot modelmug. When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
Get the Felching Pot roastmug. Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
Get the Hot Pot Centralmug.