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I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.
Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”
by floatingglitterworm& July 19, 2024
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Chop

Chop is a drug, it is a mixture of ketamine, Mandy and cocaine.
Person one: is Karl okay?

Person two: no he’s on chop
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Chop some clowns

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."
by harstmaster August 22, 2011
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Chopping

When you're getting that ass and you feel like a lumberjack on the hottest day of the summer . at the end of it all you are drenched in sweat and you look like you just got out of the shower.
Nigga fred-"what up leo, wanna smoke a bowl guey?
Me- opens door naked-"nah homie I'm fucking busy right now."
Nigga fred-"you chopping?"
Me-"fuck yeah man and I'm killing it in there so ill get back at you later."
by BowsLion October 27, 2020
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Chop n’ Suck

Placing a penis in between the index and middle fingers i.e.(chop stick style), then proceeding to perform oral sex on said penis.

This technique is commonly used with small penis’ (under 4”)
Mmm faak babe hit me with that CHOP N’ SUCK.
by ifuckedtrumpsmom2020 August 18, 2023
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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Chopped Shyt

The opposite of fine shyt.

The bitch who bout ugly as hell and repulses you but who is into you and 24/7 on your dick.
Jamal #1: Ayo Jaquavion Jamal III. I gotta tell you that Gerbquisha doesn't leave me alone man that bitch ugly and annoying as fuck!
Jamal #2: My man Justinian Jamalius II. in response I feel the need to enlighten you that the term that best describes her is "chopped shyt". If you want a word of advice, I'd say if chopped shyt is ugly due to being fat, don't reject her but rather keep her around, bully her into losing weight and then you'll have turned her into fine shyt, and then you can hit.

Jamal #1: My nigga Jaquavion Jamal III. you are a genius and therefore I will do as you advised or my name is not Justinian Jamalius II.
by Dr. Corleone December 2, 2024
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