nipple aids

Aids of the nipple

Oh my god did you hear what happened to nate? He got nipple aids from his girlfriend.

by AnonymousModz April 21, 2018

Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance

Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!

by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

Magic Nipple

A nipple that has the magic ability to make anyone feel better.

Jenny has magic nipples man... I just can't help but smile when I see them!

by donnaynay November 24, 2012

Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach

Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)

by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020

Rage nipples

When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.

"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"

"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"

"damn straight."

by Buckzy October 20, 2013

Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

by Enlightening type beat! May 29, 2021